Thursday, July 17, 2008

10 Things Men Don't Know About Women - Part 5.

  1. Women don't like the way men whine when they are sick with, I don't know, maybe a headache. Pop a panadol, stay hydrated and well-rested and you will feel better. We will have no problem taking care of you when you are genuinely sick. Stop whining and groaning like you are on your deathbed because you aren't.

  2. Women really don't like it when men whine about their neverending heachaches. Root cause of headache? Hours spent in front of the telly/ computer playing first person shooting games like Splinter Cell. The angles change constantly and staring at it for 5 hours will most definitely give you a headache.

  3. If only men know that we love their independence. Contrary to beliefs, some men don't know what to do when their girlfriends are away.

  4. Women (read: mostly just me) actually abhor strenous physical activities such as exercise. It makes you sweat, stink and your hair is all wet and messy after a run. We only do it because we want to live longer and look better, and we prefer to pound the treadmill and run through the tears when you're not watching.

  5. We can never have enough bags.

  6. Some of us can switch from airheads who can't stop gabbing about sparkly shoes to economic analysts offering sharp observations about inflation and recession like that. Our obsession with sparkly shoes has NOTHING to do with our intelligence.

  7. Buying us a drink means buying us a drink. Women will gladly buy you a beer and not expect you to offer anything in return. Don't jump to conclusions and expect anything from it.

  8. We don't get why some men wear unbuttoned shirts with their chests out in full view. You are not at the beach nor a broadway play. We secretly think you are overcompensating for something.

    See: Mario Lopez.

  9. We know how to work the PlayStation 1, 2 and 3. And Xbox. And Wii.

  10. It is very difficult to buy pressies for women. We get it. If you have no idea what to get, a scrumptious meal will do just fine. We're not expecting a treat at a Michelin starred restaurant. And even though Carl's Jr Portobello Mushroom Burger is awesome in so many ways, it doesn't count.

p.s. This blog is written by someone who is girly 89.3% of the time. I wonder if men would like a "10 Things Women Don't Know" list. Ideas?

1 comment:

Teapot said...

why don't you put up a list of 10 things you don't know about men but would like to know and see if any men or pseudo-men can answer them

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