Tuesday, February 17, 2009

10 Things Men Don't Know About Women - Part 7.

  1. It means a lot to us when you make an effort to get along with our family. You have no idea how bad we feel caught in between the 2 of you.

  2. We just found out that men do undergo some sort of manscaping. Courtesy of JasonMulgrew.com

  3. It still stuns us when we see the amount of toiletries you have. The pre-during-post shaving kit, hair stuff, face stuff and shower stuff. Not counting the variety of colognes on our dresser. I mean, wow. We always thought men still use 1 soap for everything.

  4. When we say we will just window shop, don't believe a word we say.

  5. -- I was just looking till I paid.

  6. The same goes when we smile at you and nod when you tell us you're meeting your "the one you almost married" ex. 

  7. Sweetie, we don't like wedding bands that look like these. They are tacky.

  8. How about sometimes timeless and classic?

  9. It makes us break into a smile when you make us tea in the morning. We appreciate the gesture but it's the thought that counts. Our hair is stand-uppy, we have sleep lines on our faces and we have morning breath. We feel very loved because you love us just the way we are.

  10. -- only a few gazillion times less cute

  11. For the thousandth time, don't keep asking us what we want to do/ where we want to go after we've shrugged our shoulders and said "I don't know" for the past 30 minutes. We really don't know and we just want to be somewhere with you. It doesn't matter if it's the crowded food court in the mall or our crummy kitchen. 

  12. We (sometimes not so) secretly hope your family loves us.

  13. We love you just the way you are.

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