[Dear Bluefly people, please pack dresses in smaller packages. I don't think 1 dress needs a box that's bigger than a laptop box. I paid A LOT for postage, thanks to your ridiculous box.]
My cousin and brother gasped (in horror) when I fished it out of the gigantic box the dress came shipped in.
"It's so....... yellow."
"It's so....... long."
Unwilling to face the cruel reality, I went back to my room and hung it up while I cleared away the gigantic box.
It does look long. I tried it on. It fits! It fits, somehow.
I just need to urm, cut a lot off. Maybe I can make a scarf or hair band out of it? I'll get MORE out of the dress! I'm feeling very crafty and creative lately so it will be turn out fabulous.