Friday, May 21, 2010

Way to go, Gossip Girl.

I know I have way too many posts on Gossip Girl all in a row but but... the finale is just waaaaaaaaaay to "WTF JUST HAPPENED" to ignore.

I guess you may want to look away if you haven't caught the last episode just yet.


1. Jenny wearing Nate's shirt and stockings, sitting next to him while he sleeps.

Rolls eyes:
Nate is not going to fall for you. You've done the prancing around your crush wear only his shirt thing before, but teenage girls can't take no for an answer so I get you. But please.



2. Miss Blair loves nothing! Except for shoes, clothes and anything Harry Winston.

Yay:
Who doesn't!?

3. Dan has to pick up a takeaway coffee to find out who sent the Gossip Girl blast.

Rolls eyes:
Who else can it be, your dad Rufus?! No one else can waltz into your loft IF you lock up. It can only be your family. And by laws of logic and elimination, IT CAN ONLY BE JENNY. EVEN SERENA FIGURED THAT OUT THE INSTANT SHE SAW THE BLAST. AND YOU ARE MAD YOU DIDN'T GET INTO TISCH?!?!

4. Serena yelling at Nate when he confronts her about the blast.

Rolls eyes:
If the sleepover was nothing, why go off the rail at Nate about how both of them screwed up?? And her dear ol dad fed her mom unnecessary meds to keep her dependent on HIM and it's not for Nate to judge if he has made a mistake???
Yeah it's not Nate's place to judge. It's the POLICE's.

5. The smackdown Little J so richly deserved.

Yay:
It's about time Little J wakes up and smells the pile of crap she so happily tossed all over. Blair was a little harsh because Rufus will always love Jenny, whether she tried to break up his marriage or not.




6. The subliminal messages Blair sees EVERYWHERE.

Yay:
Sometimes we see things because we want "signs" to justify our decisions. Like Blair and Chuck belong together.




7. Dorota's peeved "Of course not" to Vanya's "Did I miss anything?"

Yay:
No you did not miss any of the excruciating pain you put me through. Awesome. Just awesome.



8. Dan and Serena.

Rolls eyes:
YOU ARE SIBLINGS. YOU SHOULDN'T BE KISSING, LET ALONE MULL OVER THE NOTION OF GETTING BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.
YOU. ARE. STEP SIBLINGS.




9. Little J and Chuck.

Rolls eyes WTF:
yes the love of your life didn't show up and you went home for drinks. And deflower a goth girl with friend issues.
Goth girl, way to give it up to the guy who tried to rape you in Season 1 episode 1.



And yes. YOU ARE SIBLINGS. YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE CONTEMPLATING PITY SEX WITH EACH OTHER EVEN IF YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO SAD.
YOU. ARE. STEP SIBLINGS.


Good god these incestous overtones are making me so mad at Rufus and Lily.



Way to go, parents of the year.


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