Here she is, looking all pregnant and beautiful. Glossy hair and none of the "my hormones have gone mad" symptoms (that I can tell).
Here is Miranda again. 3 months after giving birth to a child. On the set of Victoria's Secret photoshoot.
Is she human? Oh my gawd. I am nowhere near this and I'm not knocked up. Here's Miranda again, at the Victoria's Secret Bombshell event 2 weeks ago. It's like she never had a baby!
Lovely skin. Lovely hair.
I'm going to bawl now. My broccoli and yogurt diet starts tomorrow. Belly and jelly thighs, be gone!